9-4-08

25TH HOUR/PANTERA INTRO

THE LIMO AND THE BEAN FIELD/RF.NET/AMERICAN GANGSTER

AMATEUR VS. REGULAR PORN/THE SUPERB "ACTING" IN PORN/VHS VS. DVD

REBELLION RADIO/SHANE'S FRIEND BLAKE/SARAH PALIN'S BULLSHIT "STAND UP" SPEECH

BUSH ADMINISTRATION TO LET CORPORATIONS THEMSELVES DECIDE IF THEY'RE ENDEAVORS WILL BE DANGEROUS TO THE ENVIRONMENT

MCCAIN/REAGAN/THE BUSH'S

FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE/IDIOT CHAD JOHNSON LEGALLY CHANGES HIS LAST NAME TO "OCHO CINCO"

LASER HAIR REMOVAL/SHAVING YOUR BALLS

BREAK - LEWIS BLACK - HOMELAND SECURITY - GEORGE BUSH - WMD

SIXGUN CALLS IN TO APOLOGIZE TO BILL FROM CLEVELAND...BILL DOES NOT ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY/COZZIE CALLS IN

PITTSBURGH'S "OBSCENITY" LAW REGARDING TRAFFIC OUTBURSTS

RELIGIOUS, SAME SEX MARRIAGE OPPONENTS WANT POWER COMPANY TO DISCONNECT SERVICE FROM HOMES WITH GAY COUPLES IN THEM

SLAYER - BITTER PEACE

9-2-08

TROPIC THUNDER/JANE'S ADDICTION INTRO

FLYING SOLO/WORST DAY OF GOLF EVER

CONCERT PIG'S VOICEMAIL DURING HURRICANE GUSTAV

THE BATTLE FOR THE OWNERSHIP OF WWW.THEOANDVIRUS.COM

SHANE ARRIVES/BILL FROM CLEVELAND VS. SIXGUN

SARAH PALIN AND HER FAMILY/CONSERVATIVE "VALUES"

BREAK - DENIS LEARY - KIDS

VICTORY IN AT&T DISPUTE/BULL ON THE LOOSE CAPTURED IN WILMINGTON

JUMPER/THE SASQUATCH GANG

CONCERT PIG CALLS IN FROM NEW ORLEANS

PASTOR WANTS TO ERECT TWO SKYSCRAPERS IN THE SHAPES OF CROSSES ON NORTH AND SOUTH BORDER OF HOUSTON... WWW.MAKEYOURMARKHOUSTON.TV

THE METALLICA OF THE PAST

METALLICA - MY APOCALYPSE

8-28-08

ENTERTAINMENT MEDLEY/BLACK SABBATH INTRO

NEW SCHEDULE/TUESDAYS & THURSDAYS/RETROBUTION RADIO WILL AIR EVERY OTHER FRIDAY

SMOKE'S DRUNKEN VOICEMAILS/HIS UNCLE "MICK JAGGER" AND "CHICKEN SHIT BINGO"

THE E-CIGARETTE/WWW.SMOKINGEVERYWHERE.COM

DISNEY SUES COUPLE FOR WEARING EYORE & TIGGER SUITS DURING CHILDREN'S PARTIES

BREAK - ANDREW DICE CLAY - THE DICEMAN COMETH PT. 1

MY DUMB ASS RUINS SHANE & SHAWN'S SURPRISE/SHAWN CALLS IN TO YELL AT ME

COP ASKS DRUNKEN DRIVER FOR HIS LICENSE...MAN GIVES HIM TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES & AN EMPTY BOX OF RUBBERS INSTEAD

SHANE'S ARACHNOPHOBIA/THE DOOR' LAWSUIT - RAY MANZAREK & ROBBY KRIEGER TO PAY JOHN DENSMORE & MORRISSON FAMILY 5 MILLION FOR USING JIM MORRISSON'S IMAGE ON TOUR

SMALL TOWN IN MONTANA SETS TOWN CURFEW DUE TO CRIME

HOTTUB CALLS IN WITH HIS "TERMINATOR" WARNING

QUEENSRYCHE - REVOLUTION CALLING

Slight change in the new schedule...it turns out The Fandick Show will NOT be airing on Friday nights. Shane and his partner Shawn will doing their Retrobution Radio show every other week on Fridays. It's the only time Shawn will be around so they wanted to do their thing every other Friday. Also, I might be busy on some Fridays with the kids so it worls out well for all of us.

So we WILL be doing a show tonight, and every Tuesday and Thursday from now on. My brother won't be back until the week after next and Bossanova and Smoke will be popping on every once in a while. They both know they can come on whenever they want...same goes for Midwest Jeff.

Sorry about all of the confusion this past week...we're trying to accomodate everyone's needs and schedules and have it work out for all involved.

Hope to see you tonight and thanks for listening.

FANDICK

Ok, things are looking up...

As you may or may not know, Retrobution Radio is no more. (At least as far as a regular schedule goes)

Shane has agreed to be the permanent "other host" on my show.

My brother will come on as often as he can and Bossanova and Smoke have an open door policy where they can come on whenever they like.

To the schedule...

We will now be going back to three days a week.

Starting next week you can hear The Fandick Show on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Fridays from 7-9pm EST at www.paltalk.com
Radio-Comedy-The Fandick Show (Another venue, in addition to PalTalk for listening and viewing on the internet, will be coming soon as well...we'll elaborate on that at a later date)

Shawn, Shane's partner on retrobution radio will be joining us on Fridays whenever he can, or whenever else he can come on...it's up to him.

You can download the show the following morning of each new broadcast here (Another venue in addition to this one will also be available in the near future...again, we'll announce that at a later date)

The number to call in is 302-353-1987

You can also check out the MySpace page at www.mysopace.com/fandickshow

Thanks to Shane for commiting to this new era of The Fandick Show and thanks to Voreskin & Mandingo for all of their support.

Also thanks to...

www.digitalpodcast.com
www.podcastalley.com
www.gridironfans.com
www.ronfez.net
www.spreadtheiris.com
www.frunkis2.com
www.thirdtierboard.com
www.westpests.net
www.fullblownaccess.com

and in particular...

Sixgun and Bill from Cleveland at www.theoandavirus.com as well as all of it's members for all of their support.

And a very special thanks to all of you that listen and download the show.

Now, go fuck yourselves.

Love, FANDICK

8-26-08

FROM DUSK 'TIL DAWN/MOTLEY CRUE INTRO

NEW SHOW DAYS AND TIMES/SHANE IS NOW PERMANENT HOST

GOLF UPDATE/MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TO IMPLEMENT INSTANT REPLAY

SIN FICTION AND STYCKXS FROM FTBFBA COME TO HUMP OUR LEGS

PARENTS WANT 9 YRD OLD, LITTLE LEAGUE PITCHER REMOVED FROM LEAGUE BECAUSE HE'S TOO GOOD

SCHOOL WANTS TO GIVE KIDS SECOND CHANCES ON TESTS AND HOMEWORK

BREAK - BOB SAGET - THAT AIN'T RIGHT PT.1

SHAWN CALLS IN FROM TRUCKER CAMP/RANDOM DRUG TESTING/DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY

MAN POSES AS COP FOR FREE PORN

SHANE AND SHAWN BOTH FUCK A HUGELY "GAPPED" CHICK

MOTHER HAS BOYFRIEND SELL HER 5 YEAR OLD AND 10 MONTH OLD GIRLS INTO SEXUAL SLAVERY FOR A USED CAR

VORESKIN & MANDINGO ARE CAMPING AND "ROUGHING IT" WITH A T.V., DVD PLAYER, IPOD, CELL PHONE AND TOILET PAPER

ACDC - SHOOT TO THRILL

8-25-08

THE WARRIORS/EAGLES INTRO

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NIKI/EDWARD SAYS "CUNT"/THE CO-HOST DILEMMA

GOLF/MY NEW "STACK AND TILT" SWING/BUCK'S COUNTY SHITHOLE

SHANE FROM RETROBUTION RADIO CALLS IN/SPORTS/SEN. JOE BIDEN

HILLARY SUPPORTERS UPSET/HUNTING/VENICEN

SHANE'S FUCKED UP FAMILY TREE/NIK COMES DOWN AND GIVES ME AN ANNIVERSARY CARD

BREAK - STEVEN WRIGHT - HBO SPECIAL PT.1

BACK TO SCHOOL/HOTTUB CALLS IN/BULLY FREE SCHOOL/SCHOOL SAYS CHEERLEADER'S SKIRTS ARE TOO SHORT/COLLEGE DENIES CREDITS FROM RELIGIOUS COURSES

METALLICA - THE DAY THAT NEVER COMES

8-19-08

RESERVOIR DOGS/ACDC INTRO

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES RIGHT OFF THE BAT/GOLF/WYATT PLAYS WITH US THIS TIME

FBA GONE/FRED PHELPS AN HIS RETARDED FAMILY TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF BERNIE MAC AND ISAAC HAYES

MORE ABOUT NEW CARS/HATING THE JEWS/BILL COLLECTORS CANNOT CALL CELL PHONES

OUR FANTASY CHICKS FROM THE 70'S 80'S AND 90'S

BREAK - BILL COSBY - MOTHER'S CURSE/BOYS VS. GIRLS

THE "BLACK HOLE" CONTROVERSY/DEFINITIONS AND USES OF THE WORDS BLACK AND WHITE/LOOKING FOR RACISM/BILL FROM CLEVELAND CALLS IN

THE DOORS - LOVE ME TWO TIMES

8-18-08

TRUE ROMANCE/BLACK SABBATH INTRO

BOSS AND HIS DOGFISH HEAD BEER - 9.8% ALCOHOL BY VOLUME

THE "COKE OFF"/IN THE MARKET FOR A NEW CAR/CHEVY COBALT?

AUTOMATIC VS. STICK/EDWARD'S GTOS/BRETT FAVRE'S JETS DEBUT

THE OLYMPICS/MICHAEL PHELPS/USAIN BOLT/ALICIA SACRAMONE

MARK SPITZ/MICHAEL PHELPS' ENDORSEMENTS/GVAC AND RF.NET

THEOANDAVIRUS.COM/MEXI-ROLL/GRACEE LOU LOU

BREAK - RICHARD JENI - NYC/MARRIAGE/RELATIONSHIPS

THE IDIOT FLEA FROM RGF AND HIS RETARDED CHALLENGE TO MICHAEL PHELPS

TRYING TO CALL WICKEDBALLS/BILL'S BOGUS PHONE NUMBERS/SIXGUN CALLS IN

NASTIEST OBITUARY EVER/BEST BURPS - GUYS AND GIRLS

RHYTHMIC AND SPEED MASTURBATION/WORLD'S FASTEST CLAPPER

BIRD SHIT FACIALS/BOSS AT THE JETS GAME LAST YEAR

HOOKING UP BOSS AND FRIDAY/"BROTHERLY LOVE"

BREAK - HELLOWEEN - WASTED YEARS (IRON MAIDEN COVER)

WOMAN TRICKED INTO SEX BY PENIC CREAM TREATMENT

WOMAN'S COMPENSATION FOR BEING RAPED REDUCED BECAUSE SHE WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME

SLEEPING HABITS/COUPLES WHO SLEEP IN SEPERATE BEDS

MEGADETH - WASHINGTON IS NEXT

8-12-08

SUPERBAD/TOOL INTRO

JEFF IS ENAMORED WITH FRED FROM BROOKLYN/GOLF

7 YR. OLD WHO SANG CHINA'S NATIONAL ANTHEM IS KEPT BEHIND THE SCENES WHILE "CUTER" GIRL LIP SYNCHS IN FRONT OF THE CROWD

KENNY CHESNEY/FRANK'S FRONT ROW/HANDSOME GUYS

VOICEMAILS FROM MELLY/JEFF & A DRUNKEN BOSSANOVA

HOTTUB CALLS IN/WANTS FRIDAY TO CALL IN/HYPNOTISM

MY FIRST CASH WIN AT SPADECLUB...$10.00/FINISHED 31ST OUT OF 1600

SCIENTISTS SAY THAT INVISIBILITY IS POSSIBLE/WHAT YOU WOULD DO IF YOU COULD BE INVISIBLE

BREAK - EDDIE MURPHY - MICHAEL JACKSON/FAGS/BILL COSBY

JEFF & TENNESSEE/BEEF JERKEY/GYMNASTS

FRIDAY CALLS IN/DANCING/FRIDAY DATED THE LEAD SINGER OF FIREHOUSE

DOCTOR GIVES PATIENT TEMPORARY TATTOO ON HER INNER THIGH DURING SURGERY AS A JOKE

THE RETURN OF JEFF'S BIT, "FACE, FRONT OR BACK"

JIMI HENDRIX - VOODOO CHILE

8-11-08

MOVIE QUOTE MIX/WHITE ZOMBIE INTRO

BACK LIVE AND BACK WITH COMCAST/TINR DUMPS ROB ONT AND ALL OTHER TALK SHOWS

THE DARK KNIGHT/ISAAC HAYES AND BERNIE MAC DIE

SIRIUS XM MERGER/ARTIE LANGE IN REHAB/BRETT FAVRE TO THE JETS/CLOVERFIELD/GONE BABY GONE/CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR

PGA CHAMPIONSHIP/SPADECLUB/DRANK MY OWN PISS BY ACCIDENT

MORE BOWELS OF FANDICK/THE OLYMPICS/MICHAEL PHELPS/TWO AMERICANS MURDERED ON FIRST DAY OF THE GAMES

BREAK - CHRIS ROCK - MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE

DID JESUS HAVE A BICK COCK?

TOP TEN WORST FOODS FOR YOU IN U.S. RESTAURANTS

METALLICA/MEGADETH/SLAYER

METALLICA - REMEMBER TOMORROW (IRON MAIDEN COVER)

WELL, I MANAGED TO GET A PORTABLE DRIVE AND TRANSFER THE FILE TO THE MOST RECENT SHOW TO MY LAPTOP...

7-28-08

ASS PENNIES/IRON MAIDEN INTRO (tHANKS TO LaBOOB FROM RF.NET)

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES GALORE/VERIZON/COMCAST

CONGRATULATIONS TO WYATT ON HIS 2ND DEGREE BROWN BELT

BOSS AND HIS SEEING EYE DOGS/THE METS, CUBS & WHITE SOX

EUROPEAN/ASIAN FANS/HIGH PITCH ERIC ARRESTED FOR GRAND LARCENY

POT SMOKERS AND ORGAN DONATION/GOVERNMENT POT/COCAINE

MORE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES/THE KIDS SAW "THE DARK KNIGHT"

MORE ON POT/HEALTH PROBLEMS RELATED TO IT/REHAB

BREAK - RICHARD PRYOR - THE EXCORCIST/WINOS/NIGGERS AIN'T SCARED

"THE BOWELS OF FANDICK"

KNOCKED OFF THE AIR FOR GOOD

DISTURBED - INSIDE THE FIRE

"And the hits just keep on comin'"

My verizon/comcast woes continue.

I just got off the phone with comcast and they told me that they won't be able to retrieve our phone number from verizon until Wednesday which means I'll have to cancel this coming week's shows as well.

I have come to the conclusion that BOTH companies suck ass!

Anyway...HOPEFULLY, the next show will be Monday, August 13th.

Barring any other horseshit, I won't be taking another "break" until Christmas.

Sorry about this and thanks for listening.

Well, after getting booted several times last night thanks to Verizon, I lost all internet, cable and telephone completely. Now, today, all of the wireless computers in the house work, but not my hard wired computer which means I can't do a show tonight and can't even upload last night's show.

We'll be back with comcast this saturday so we should be good for monday.

 Hope to see you then and thanks for listening.

7-22-08

BLAZING SADDLES/SLAYER INTRO

BROTHER EDWARD BACK FROM COLORADO

WORST DAY OF GOLF EVER/BEST WEEK OF POKER EVER

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES/VERIZON VS. COMCAST/THE DARK KNIGHT

THE KENNEDYS/T. BOONE PICKINS/ENERGY FROM THE WIND/THE GOVERNMENT

BLIND WOMAN TAZED/DIFFERENT DIALECTS AROUND THE U.S./SHEDDING AN ACCENT

BREAK - BILL HICKS - FLAG BURNING/ABORTION/JOBS/PARENTS

SAN FRANCISCO BILL TO EASE PENALTIES FOR PROSTITUTION

ARGUMENTS FOR PROSTITUTION/IDIOT "RICH" IN THE CHAT ROOM

MORE TECHNICAL DIFFICLUTIES...VERIZON LOSING POINTS FAST

DIO - THE LAST IN LINE

DUE TO PERSONAL REASONS, I HAVE TO CANCEL TONIGHT'S SHOW.

NOTHING MAJOR, JUST THAT SOMETHING CAME UP THAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.

7-15-08

UNCLE SWERDLEY/METALLICA INTRO

GOT 11 TRACKS OFF THE NEW METALLICA ALBUM/PLAYED IT BEFORE THE SHOW/OUR REVIEWS

SUSAN ATKINS FROM THE MANSON FAMILY ASKS FOR "COMPASSIONATE RELEASE" FROM JAIL

BREAK - SAM KINISON - SEX EDUCATION/GAYS/HOMOSEXUAL NECROPHELIACS

THE BRETT FAVRE SITUATION

AFTER BUDWEISER IS SOLD, SAM ADAMS WILL BE THE LARGEST AMERICAN BREWERY

THE VERDICT IS IN ON THE TEXAS MAN WHO CALLED 911 AND SHOT TWO MEXICANS BREAKING INTO HIS NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE WHILE ON THE LINE

MOTHER GIVEN A TICKET FOR SPANKING HER CHIKL AT 4TH OF JULY PARADE/MANDINGO AND MEXI ROLL CALL IN

METALLICA - TRASHER

7-14-08

HALLOWEEN/METALLICA INTRO

KEVIN FROM RF.NET AND HIS "THEORIES"/BOSSANOVA

WINDOWS VISTA SUCKS ASS/FRIDAY FROM RF.NET CAN SING/CLIPS

GETTING VERIZON FIOS THIS THURSDAY/GOOD RIDDANCE COMCAST

NEW METALLICA - "DEATH MAGNETIC"/RICK RUBIN/BOB ROCK

MS. USA FALLS AT THE MS. UNIVERSE PAGEANT FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW

MODEL FALLS AT FASHION SHOW AND REPORTERS LOSE IT

JERKING OFF IN PUBLIC (CONGRATULATIONS TO HEATHER AND SECTION 8 ON THEIR BABY BOY - JACKSON OWEN) MORE JERKING IN PUBLIC

CALLING BROTHER EDWARD - HE NEVER JERKED IN PUBLIC - BACK NEXT TUESDAY

BRIDE CALLS OFF WEDDING - GROOM'S MOM SUES HER

BREAK - SAM KINISON - HELL & MARRIAGE - BREAKING THE RULES

CHRISTIANS OPPOSE "NONTHEIST'S" BILLBOARD ON I-95 OUTSIDE OF PHILLY

JEFF KNOWS & "LOVES" THE BEE GEES & ALL CHICKS DIG HIM

MORE JERKING OFF (STORY OF MY LIFE)

7-8-08

DOUCHEY DIMITRI/OZZY INTRO

BREAKING DOWN DIMITRI'S IDIOTIC VOICEMAILS

STORIES OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN GETTING KICKED OFF OF AIRPLANES

BREAK - SAM KINISON - JESUS/EVANGELISTS/THE BIBLE

FINALLY DUMPING COMCAST FOR VERIZON/CHRISTIE BRINKLEY

COLORADO TO START SELLING LIQUOR ON SUNDAYS

SOUTH CAROLINA TO START MAKING RELIGIOUS LICENSE PLATES

BROTHER EDWARD HAS NEVER USED THE N WORD OR THE C WORD...EVER

STEELY DAN - KID CHARLEMAGNE

7-7-08

GEORGE BUSH/SLAYER INTRO

4TH OF JULY/COZZIE CALLS IN - HIS VAN CATCHES FIRE TWICE OVER THE WEEKEND

SPADECLUB GOING DOWN THE TUBES/ULTIMATE BET/POKER STARS/FULL TILT/PARTY POKER

SWITCHING TO VERIZON FROM SHITTY ASS COMCAST

JOINING BROOKLYN BRIDGE MEDIA IN THE NEAR FUTURE

NAVY VET ASKED TO TAKE DOWN AMERICAN FLAG/NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATIONS

SHORTAGE ON HOPS/THANKS TO MOSIN FROM FRUNKIS2.COM

BREAK - SAM KINISON - CHEATING/LIES - BREAKING THE RULES

THEFT OF COMMUNION WAFER FROM FLORIDA CHURCH

AMERICAN FAMILY ASSOCIATION ATTACKS MACDONALD'S FOR BEING SYMPATHETIC TO GAYS (ORIGINAL BOZO LARRY HARMON DIES)

IRON MAIDEN - HALLOWED BE THY NAME